Tushy γλείψε τον μου, frat boy

In LA, most of the people who live in these massive houses are almost never home.

They're either traveling or splitting their time between one of their ten other properties.

So they usually hire someone like me to live in their house while they're gone.

For a college student who'd be living in a dorm otherwise, it's fucking heaven.

Not only do you get to live like a queen, but as long as you're smart about it, you