Πανέμορφη μελαχρινή με καλσόν ρουφάει το πουλί του άντρα στα γόνατά της

Right babe, you're clear on what we're doing, yes?

Yep, we need to get the bathroom and we need to get it for free.

Yes, yes.

How am I going to do that?

Well you have to just seduce him. I've tried, I've tried, I've tried loads of times but he's, um, doesn't like guns so...